Google is a Woman.

A guy at the office made a joke today.

"GOOGLE is a woman," he said. 
"Why?" I asked. I braced myself for a borderline sexual harassment answer.
"Because everytime you type something into the search engine, it tries to finish it for you."

Hilarious. I told this joke over lunch to a few other friends.
"Sure, GOOGLE is definitely a woman," says another guy. 
"Why?" I asked.
"Because even when you've typed something and clicked the 'search' button, it'll still come up with, 'did you mean...?' and start suggesting things you didn't even think of in the first place."

Doubly hilarious.